Population | 4.472 billion |
Capital | Whenyes City |
Leader | Your Below Average President |
Faith | The totally normal religion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Owl |
The Federal Republic of Whenyes is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Your Below Average President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.472 billion Whenyesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whenyes City. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Whenyesian economy, worth 738 trillion Dollars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,241 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, military spending is on the increase, the media seems excessively interested in what Your Below Average President is wearing this season, and the world still seems flat to some people in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whenyes's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The totally normal religion.
Whenyes is ranked 288,673rd in the world and 6,241st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -561.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Whenyes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Whenyes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Whenyes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Whenyes was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Whenyes was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Whenyes was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Khoik.
- : Whenyes was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Bedsonya.
- : Whenyes was endorsed by The Armed State of Barxa.
- : Whenyes was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Following new legislation in Whenyes, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 156 » Aguaria Major, Russila, Radicaster, The Rhein States, Loutsland, Pallaith, Darkanistan, Great Bights Mum, Shibutani, Filibustra, Koda-Land, Corfad, Siwale, Varisland, Wolffoxia, Omnistria, Gragadoia, Bankowiata, Dreadton, New Trisone, Former English Colony, Chipoli, Sil Dorsett, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Wilkshire, Transitional Global Authority, Harjad, Dem Republic of Romania, Racoda, Vlenkenov, Kwaj, Oannia, Austro-Bavarian States, Simone Republic, North Bratislava, Frances Francis the First of France, Laforeia, Wineclaw, PlanetMercury, Kranostav, Amdupe, TamilPesum, Unshleepd, PotatoFarmers, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Ethnon, The Austro Germanic Union, and 106 others.Jeltronian WA Mission, IHateRights, Malta Comino Gozo, Arucaria, Ellbonnia, Votak Matim, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, Regallio, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Etanur, Seenvorland, Nationeer, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Xagill, KAP03land, Maott, Rinadia, Atrito, Esperonia, Elliniki Dhmokratia, New Selkirk, Southern Moosetopia, Zyvetskistaahn, Rex Republic, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, New-Ferytland, New Atlantico, Empy, Pannonika, Tvers, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Esteneng, Ovekisu, Petronellania, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Singamadri, Inclement Space, Ishtimbine, Bodhisva, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Republiqueducroissant, Zandos, Eurocom, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Love Shack, Furballland, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Zelenaya Dolina, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Ayuzhhhhh, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, The Jerichowan Country, Altivia, Nistriabar, Aoncarpa, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Eralan, The New Oceanic States, Ubeland, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Neptunian Military Administration, Dillimore, Davidianian, Barxa, Bedsonya, Khoik, Picairn, and Tragesch Firwat.