The Federal Democratic Republic of Rinadia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Zhuvine Tekedu with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.589 billion Rinadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of beukorerineidiiyunu. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rinadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,618 trillion Ratsiis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 188,490 Ratsiis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, people can get away with murder these days, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Zhuvine Tekedu is a silly poophead, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime is totally unknown. Rinadia's national animal is the Garadai, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rinadia is ranked 290,539^th in the world and 6,332^nd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -677.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.