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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 372ndMost Influential: 833rdMost Developed: 1,555th
The Holy Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Fear naught but God
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Ellbonnia

Population7.673 billion

CapitalPtolemaeus

CurrencyCrown
AnimalUsean bison

The Holy Kingdom of Ellbonnia is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.673 billion Ellbonnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ptolemaeus. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ellbonnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,572 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,002 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ellbonnian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ellbonnia's national animal is the Usean bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ellbonnia is ranked 288,190th in the world and 6,220th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -549.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 372ndMost Influential: 833rdMost Developed: 1,555thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,668thMost Pacifist: 1,731stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,745thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,801stLowest Crime Rates: 1,878thNicest Citizens: 1,924thHealthiest Citizens: 1,936thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,152ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,272ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,328thSafest: 2,354thHighest Food Quality: 2,438thLargest Governments: 2,635thMost Inclusive: 2,718thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,982ndBest Weather: 3,078thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,145thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,221stMost Efficient Economies: 3,497thSmartest Citizens: 3,506thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,367thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,430thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,509thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,621stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,032ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,801stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,216thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,020thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,284thHighest Average Incomes: 9,673rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,928thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,829thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 17,117thMost Secular: 20,818thMost Patriotic: 28,947th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 83rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 85th in the regionMost Developed: 87th in the regionMost Pacifist: 93rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 96th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 96th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 97th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionNicest Citizens: 107th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 111th in the regionSafest: 114th in the regionLargest Governments: 126th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 126th in the regionMost Cultured: 127th in the regionMost Inclusive: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 149th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 152nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 158th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 163rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 164th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 165th in the regionMost Influential: 167th in the regionBest Weather: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 184th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 200th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 201st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 218th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 226th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 229th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 249th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 310th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 337th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 409th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 424th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 457th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ellbonnia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
  • : Ellbonnia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential, Most Developed, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Food Quality, and Most Inclusive.
  • : Ellbonnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Ellbonnia was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
  • : Ellbonnia was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
  • : Ellbonnia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Ellbonnia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Ellbonnia was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
  • : Ellbonnia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Ellbonnia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Statelessness".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 267 » Filibustra, PlanetMercury, Shibutani, Radicaster, Aguaria Major, Misdainana, Freeedu, Corfad, Pallaith, Bankowiata, Omnistria, Pyos Ter, Dreadton, The Rhein States, Kwaj, Koda-Land, Great Bights Mum, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Darkanistan, Varisland, Siwale, Loutsland, PotatoFarmers, Kandorith, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Wolffoxia, Dem Republic of Romania, Former English Colony, Kranostav, Russila, Regallio, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Laforeia, Ethnon, Unshleepd, Harjad, Jeltronian WA Mission, Oannia, Sil Dorsett, Vlenkenov, Arch Dornan, Atrito, Arucaria, Amdupe, Eraver, Frokolia, Chukstik Illahi, Greater Portugaliza, and 217 others.Horrorlandian State, Esperonia, Cobolica, Batatoland Empire, Karazan, Malta Comino Gozo, Merconitonitopia, Argylia, Federation of Vanguard, KAP03land, Necromonia, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Laurendon, Hentaigraado, Fratanica, Mk Steele, Andanavia, Aurasreich, Old Emporia, Confederacy of North America, Inspiratus, Azzarel, Salish-Cascadia, Homo Sapiens Deuss, Phoronu, Eggplant Island, Bagojo, New Xyroxes, The Redwood Isles, North Jus Intius, Hai Han, Perikuresu, Frontia, Oceania-America, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Neopie, Lemonbiscuits, Seenvorland, The Confederate States of America, Warnen, Alsion, TyGerria, Wilkshire, The Sinclarian Provinces, Crilland, Singamadri, Walter Jackson, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Tamarvand, Etanur, The Union of Galaxies, Tenana, Andstions, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Technocratic-european Countries, Kitzgos, Nationeer, Pannonika, Elomania, Vexilia, Rainengrad, Segesta, The Jerichowan Country, Everything Decided at Random, Soviet Terran, The Windmilluminati, Dicko, Sri Temasekia, Laxoimia, Unsophisticate, Dacian Freelands, U S Eh, Yukti, Viceroy Vincent, Xiang Dynasty, Very Pog, Felpolandia, TamilPesum, Esteneng, South Baba, Coutdown, Liberum Hibernia, Gendirt, Unterlander, GamesCell, Ilisseia, Aeurithianar, Sanctum Teriaris, Spartoi, Chipoli, French Bananastan, AmManies, Feelonia, Vesuva, Southern Moosetopia, IHateRights, Transitional Global Authority, The Zheng Dynasty, David Davidson, Joevala, Austro-Bavarian States, Crystal Creation, Aesi, Westerhold, Fran Advar, Pradovnia, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Straknov, Cinnibar, Con Tevor, Sikol, Parpyduckland, Tehmistan, The Unicrons, Jinwoy, Scres Gidgerland, Blyskalia, Nistriabar, Zecit, Panama Coalition, United States of Medford, Eurochina, Gragadoia, Solmetria, Radored Welandion, Pinky Queen, Mystiquelle, Bornodia, Gorundu, Khoik, Territorio di Nessuno, Votak Matim, Zerentopia, Maott, Marlducro, Simone Republic, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, North Bratislava, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, New Atlantico, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New-Ferytland, Ishtimbine, Empy, Xagill, Valentine Z, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Ovekisu, Roman Empire August, Great Ignesia, Bedsonya, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Castle In Confidence, The Scarborough Administration, Inclement Space, Tugupaw, Bodhisva, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Racoda, Lionsroar, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Republiqueducroissant, Ventakia, Zandos, Eurocom, Alire, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, Izern, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, United Orange Valley States, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Valiacorkit, Lugarvatn, Kainin, Fragrancia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, Altivia, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Eralan, The New Oceanic States, Yaorozu, Ubeland, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, and The Resoland.

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