The Republic of Elliniki Dhmokratia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 2.691 billion Elliniki Dhmokratians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Argos. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Elliniki Dhmokratian economy, worth 253 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 94,377 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When their backs are against the walls Elliniki Dhmokratians look out for gay men, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, a major religion has been named as Elliniki Dhmokratia's national religion, and feeling like a winner comes at a price. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elliniki Dhmokratia's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Elliniki Dhmokratia is ranked 270,478^th in the world and 5,596^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -243.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.