The Kingdom of Jasmine Dragon is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 707 million Jasmine Dragonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jasmine Dragon Teahouse. The average income tax rate is 59.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jasmine Dragonian economy, worth 67.0 trillion tea leaveses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,807 tea leaveses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, and anyone claiming to be a messiah is promptly put to death. Crime is totally unknown. Jasmine Dragon's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jasmine Dragon is ranked 230,986^th in the world and 4,645^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -109.3 on the Scary Big Number Scale.