The Democratic Republic of Delitai is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bob Exodus with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 4.927 billion Delitaians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medan. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Delitaian economy, worth 660 trillion Deli Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 134,025 Deli Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, the rich and poor vomit into separate bags, and parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Delitai's national animal is the Phoenix Ascent, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Delitai is ranked 280,550^th in the world and 5,899^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -345.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.