Population | 9.216 billion |
Capital | Ralphburg |
Leader | Ralph J Russell |
Currency | Dogecoin |
Animal | big smoldog |
The Republic of Ralphburg is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ralph J Russell with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.216 billion Ralphburgers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ralphburg. The average income tax rate is 21.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ralphburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,538 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 275,492 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Skyscrapers get built in just days, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, school history books often refer to Ralph J Russell as "that imperialist pig dog", and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralphburg's national animal is the big smoldog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Ralphburg is ranked 6,965th in the world and 163rd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.71 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Ralphburg was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic.
- : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, school history books often refer to Ralph J Russell as "that imperialist pig dog".
- : Ralphburg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
- : Ralphburg was endorsed by The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia.
- : Ralphburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Ralphburg was endorsed by The Republic of West Khazana Finsstan.
- : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, skyscrapers get built in just days.
- : Ralphburg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
World Assembly
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