The United Republic of Aurasreich is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.205 billion Aurasreichians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iron City. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aurasreichian economy, worth 481 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 150,282 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aurasreich's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aurasreich is ranked 286,334^th in the world and 6,135^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -475.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.