The Ultravisionary State of Hai Han is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by 升天者 The Ascended One with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 5.902 billion 汉 Han are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 学京 Xué Jīng. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient 汉 Han economy, worth a remarkable 1,550 trillion 数字兩 Digital Taels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 262,736 数字兩 Digital Taels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hai Han's national animal is the 麒麟 Qílín, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 超视启蒙 The Path of Ultravision Enlightment.

Hai Han is ranked 292,924^th in the world and 6,444^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1285.77 on the Scary Big Number Scale.