| Population | 4.534 billion |
| Capital | WarwiekiDandeek |
| Leader | Primeiro-Ministro Viktor Andreev |
| Faith | Andstionismo |
| Currency | Nohern Lits |
| Animal | White wolf with blue eyes |
The Federation of Andstions is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Primeiro-Ministro Viktor Andreev with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.534 billion Andstionsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WarwiekiDandeek. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Andstionsian economy, worth 791 trillion Nohern Lits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 174,673 Nohern Lits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, Primeiro-Ministro Viktor Andreev has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, and citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andstions's national animal is the White wolf with blue eyes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Andstionismo.
Andstions is ranked 287,646th in the world and 6,187th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -521.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Andstions was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic, Most Developed, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Andstions, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off.
- : Andstions was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Andstions, Primeiro-Ministro Viktor Andreev has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Andstions, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
- : Andstions endorsed
The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Andstions endorsed
The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Andstions voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : Andstions voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : Andstions was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 197 » 
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