The Golden State of Rainengrad is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Wiffen Niemeyer with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.806 billion Rainengradians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Franaberline. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rainengradian economy, worth a remarkable 6,265 trillion Lexells a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 372,799 Lexells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, reddish-brown is the new black, and official government guidance encourages binge behaviors. Crime is totally unknown. Rainengrad's national animal is the golden gator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sunshowerism.

Rainengrad is ranked 291,576^th in the world and 6,386^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -807.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.