The Femboy Union of Argylia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Felix Argyle The Cutest of bois with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.328 billion Argylians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felixgrad. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Argylian economy, worth a remarkable 4,497 trillion Felixes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 397,006 Felixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argylia's national animal is the Neko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Maid Miku Plushie.

Argylia is ranked 280,975^th in the world and 5,910^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -355.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.