The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 11.594 billion Kamohoaliians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth a remarkable 2,356 trillion tritons a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,233 tritons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, the new one triton coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Kamohoaliian lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.

Kamohoalii is ranked 288,406^th in the world and 6,223^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -561.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.