The United Kingdom of Gojira is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Johnny Razor with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate population of 3.533 billion Gojirans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kujira Atomica. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gojiran economy, worth 467 trillion G-Cells a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,228 G-Cells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Reojira Chonklerious, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, and nobody knows why the caged Reojira Chonklerious sings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gojira's national animal is the Reojira Chonklerious, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kajiuanisim.

Gojira is ranked 251,273^rd in the world and 5,078^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -154.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.