The Empire of Justosia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperador Carlos Francisco III with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.359 billion Justosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avalon. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Justosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,365 trillion Justoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,578 Justoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, tourists call Justosian beach towns "the fine coastline", Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Justosia's national animal is the Justosian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Justosia is ranked 281,930^th in the world and 5,950^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -368.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.