The Most Serene Republic of Drentusa is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.484 billion Drentusans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drentusina. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Drentusan economy, worth 672 trillion florijns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,209 florijns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and the arms industry is strictly regulated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drentusa's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drentusa is ranked 17,532^nd in the world and 790^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,117.25 pounds of wildlife per square mile.