The Kingdom of The Zheng Dynasty is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Imperial Duke Huan of Zheng with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.527 billion Zheng Dynastyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaifeng. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zheng Dynastyian economy, worth 419 trillion spades a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,620 spades, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Zheng Dynasty's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Traditional Chinese Folk Religion.

The Zheng Dynasty is ranked 269,912^th in the world and 5,567^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -239.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.