The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Maocuarta with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.735 billion Krins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krimielstein. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient krin economy, worth a remarkable 4,371 trillion Geads a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 318,299 Geads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, and the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Karadism.

British Bayonet is ranked 226,165^th in the world and 4,704^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 23,872.43 Standard Monetary Units.