The Federation of Alezian Union is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.502 billion Alezians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Alezian Unionian economy, worth 579 trillion Alezian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,066 Alezian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, even God cannot save you in Alezian Union, farting etiquette is taught in schools, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alezian Union's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alezian Union is ranked 277,270^th in the world and 5,998^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.58 flags saluted per person per day.