The Royal Olympian Empire of Andanavia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Chancellor Elizabeth with a fair hand, and notable for its lack of airports, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.742 billion Andanavians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doirus City. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andanavian economy, worth 954 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,988 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, the justice of Andanavia is considered superior to that of other nations, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andanavia's national animal is the Roc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Andanavia is ranked 273,625^th in the world and 5,653^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -269.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.