The Republic of The Unicrons is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Optimus Prime with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 14.785 billion Unicronsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cybertron. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Unicronsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,726 trillion USDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 184,435 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Unicronsian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unicrons's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cybertronianism.

The Unicrons is ranked 286,188^th in the world and 6,121^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -463.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.