The República of Vilaforta is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Uriel Hidalgo Gay with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.305 billion Vilafortíns enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uricity. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vilafortí economy, worth 524 trillion Pellofas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,752 Pellofas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Uriel Hidalgo Gay's bedroom, Vilafortí diplomacy is by the book, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Vilaforta will pay them to stop, and the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vilaforta's national animal is the Gall fer comú, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cap.

Vilaforta is ranked 282,410^th in the world and 5,963^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -378.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.