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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,386thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,943rdMost Cultured: 5,371st
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Five O’Clock? Solve World Hunger! Tell no one…
The Grinch
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Excellent
Economy
Frightening
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Cinnibar

Population21.672 billion

CapitalLiberty
LeaderThe Grinch
FaithGUN

CurrencyNil
AnimalStallion

The Republic of Cinnibar is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Grinch with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.672 billion Clydes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth a remarkable 2,075 trillion Nils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,768 Nils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is GUN.

Cinnibar is ranked 14,308th in the world and 588th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.94 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,386thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,943rdTop
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Most Cultured: 5,371stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,535thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,256thMost Pacifist: 6,637thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,336thBest Weather: 7,497thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,546thHealthiest Citizens: 7,570thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,603rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,680thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,786thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,956thNicest Citizens: 9,877thSmartest Citizens: 11,326thMost Inclusive: 13,458thLargest Populations: 13,585thLowest Crime Rates: 14,308thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,335thTop
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Safest: 15,881stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,558thLargest Governments: 17,242ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,643rdLargest Publishing Industry: 22,217thMost Devout: 25,897thMost Efficient Economies: 29,149th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 114th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 204th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 231st in the regionMost Cultured: 238th in the regionLargest Populations: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 244th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 327th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 331st in the regionMost Pacifist: 335th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 345th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 382nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 383rd in the regionBest Weather: 398th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 419th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 438th in the regionNicest Citizens: 500th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 544th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 564th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 588th in the regionMost Devout: 639th in the regionMost Inclusive: 643rd in the region

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