Population | 46.2 billion |
Capital | Maz |
Leader | M Shobacus Maz |
Currency | spanny |
Animal | donkey |
The United Socialist States of Span is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by M Shobacus Maz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 46.2 billion Spanners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maz. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Spanner economy, worth an astonishing 14,145 trillion spannies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 306,176 spannies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, teenagers sit around on their butts all day, the government thinks Spanners can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, and the comic book series 'M Shobacus Maz and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime is totally unknown. Span's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Span is ranked 288,928th in the world and 6,252nd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -588.24 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Span was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Span was endorsed by The Empire of Comfed.
- : Span was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : Span was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Stationary, Most Developed, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Influential.
- : Span was endorsed by The Republic of AnnaK.
- : Span was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Span was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Span was endorsed by The Kingdom of Boylover.
- : Span was endorsed by The Gold Militaristic Republic of Star Winter.
- : Span was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 325 » Fengate, Elevation, Former English Colony, Unimaginable Doom, Great Bights Mum, Necromonia, Karazan, Felpolandia, Xentherida, Frances Francis the First of France, Corfad, Walter Jackson, French Bananastan, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Siwale, Panama Coalition, Cloydicia, Pallaith, Kwaj, Holy Marcus Empire, Ilisseia, Zeternia, Yukti, The Iron Lions, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, PlanetPunk, Cinnibar, Vexilia, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, New Trisone, Koda-Land, Empy, Ethnon, Maott, Wilkshire, Pasargad, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Unsophisticate, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Ninjak30, The Sinclarian Provinces, Votak Matim, Solmetria, and 275 others.Trillius, Soviet Terran, Loutsland, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Seenvorland, Nationeer, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Zecit, Antiyard, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Pleroma Sans Romans, Sikol, Prydania, Loptous, Simone Republic, Feelonia, Joevala, A Salmon Named Harold, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, Animu Place, Confederacy of North America, Upper Libertatem, Progressitalia, Gendirt, Perikuresu, Katuda, Andanavia, Alcavia, Capitista, AmManies, Batatoland Empire, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, New Terra-Nullius, The Jerichowan Country, Old Emporia, Oannia, Menouria, Parpyduckland, Intelbrazia, KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, Kitabo, Inspiratus, The Arverni Lands, Thought Obliteration, Rex Republic, Atrito, Eggplant Island, Gragadoia, Bagojo, GPT-3, Varisland, Esteneng, Filibustra, Scres Gidgerland, Arjuna, Gurou, Omicron Persei V111, Laurendon, Westerhold, Roman Empire August, Sechiole, Catel Sago, The Austro Germanic Union, Sri Temasekia, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, TyGerria, Darkanistan, Eurochina, Austro-Bavarian States, Harjad, Mystiquelle, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Racoda, Nevala, Aguaria Major, Misdainana, Technocratic-european Countries, Viceroy Vincent, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Crystal Creation, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Esperonia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Frokolia, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Blyskalia, Soughts Souble, Federation of Vanguard, Federated Westamerica, Pinky Queen, New Selkirk, Gorundu, Khoik, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Rinadia, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Southern Moosetopia, Etanur, Zadith, Neo Cheese Empire, Marlducro, The Confederate States of America, The Teddy, Catalis, Vilaforta, South Parter, Viridiann, Furballland, Deliber, Northern-Kempia, Alire, New Atlantico, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, Arucaria, Teriol, Ishtimbine, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Bjorkikistan, Orjald, Valentine Z, Kingdom of Time, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, DarkMondoria, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Coffin dancers, Individualist Catopia, New Cordyceps, Fran Advar, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Oskland, Mortionia, Bedsonya, Coders, Bodhisva, Libaga, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Bloodrain, Gojira, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, Grith Neria, Valiacorkit, Maxiverse, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Chao Phraya River, Sindoesia, Izern, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Alogiada, Ijo, Dagdria, New Derse, Eurocom, Bardopia, Neptunian Military Administration, Republiqueducroissant, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Everything Decided at Random, Segesta, Zandos, Love Shack, Ritake, Northumberlandia, Tehmistan, Tsuen Kwai Tsing, New Bismuthium, Galbadiana, Hyphen, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, Qep, Latin Crimea, INDIA-616, Sunnaria, Ziprotscria, Small Venezia, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Ardok, Illusia and Neverendia, Demesne, Bochlon, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Ereena, Photan, Verderiesdre, Halsoni, Sanctum Teriaris, Germanic Cat, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Arostica, The Scarborough Administration, Psykistriaa, Eludmonden, Myth Of Saints, Kainin, Bormar, Lugarvatn, Fragrancia, Sokoviii, CzechoSaxony, Pribaltic Union, Tharlect, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Republic Phoenix, The Best Empire, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, ZleekyGgh, The Three Moutains, Vancricia, Eralan, The Republic of Sloviskia, Francois Isidore, Ubeland, The Tony Paporordia, The New Oceanic States, Avistonia, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, Soltid, Balto, The Anime society, Aneth, Tanbearia, Davidianian, Zyropia, IC-Water, Dotopolis, Final Ground, Northern Zorbrasnka, Boylover, Tragesch Firwat, AnnaK, Bhadeshistan, Comfed, and Picairn.