The Allied States of Quentiam Viventem is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Et fecit quentiam with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.169 billion Quentiam Viventemians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Modi Montis. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Quentiam Viventemian economy, worth a remarkable 1,846 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 181,601 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quentiam Viventem's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Suspendisse quod Furta.

Quentiam Viventem is ranked 289,598^th in the world and 6,285^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -603.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.