The Confederacy of Confederacy of North America is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jim Hacker with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.201 billion Confederacy of North Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philadelphia. The average income tax rate is 3.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Confederacy of North American economy, worth a remarkable 1,888 trillion American Confederacy Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 230,310 American Confederacy Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Confederacy of North America. Crime is totally unknown. Confederacy of North America's national animal is the American bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Confederacy of North America is ranked 286,374^th in the world and 6,121^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -474.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.