| Population | 23.297 billion |
| Capital | Bahmedag |
| Leader | King Montebad II |
| Faith | the Path of Oniton |
| Currency | virtue |
| Animal | dove |
The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Montebad II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.297 billion Onitonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Onitonic economy, worth an astonishing 12,765 trillion virtues a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 547,963 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation has an international reputation for compassion, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Path of Oniton.
Merconitonitopia is ranked 396th in the world and 20th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 209.4 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Merconitonitopia was endorsed by 
The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : Merconitonitopia's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by
The Republic of IC-Water.
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of PwRepublic.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death.
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by
The Surviving Lah Dynasty of Singaporen Empire.
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by
The Republic of Zyropia.
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by
The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by
The Khanate of The Turkic Nation.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 358 » 
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Zecit, 
Panama Coalition, 
Singamadri, 
Cloydicia, 
Malta Comino Gozo, 
Vesuva, 
The Austro Germanic Union, 
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