The Dreaming of Unshleepd is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by 11149433859 with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.775 billion Dreamers enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sleepy Squad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dreamer economy, worth a remarkable 5,620 trillion Decibels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 439,985 Decibels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,944,619 per year while the poor average 6,290, a ratio of 627 to 1.

The bureaucracy's scale makes the trees wail, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unshleepd's national animal is the Lulu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lichwała.

Unshleepd is ranked 293,935^th in the world and 6,426^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.77 law-abiding acts per hour.