The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.824 billion Unsophisticateans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth an astonishing 12,658 trillion kals a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 638,562 kals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unsophisticate is ranked 1,750^th in the world and 77^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 150.35 law-abiding acts per hour.