The United Communes of Eurocom is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.945 billion Eurocoms are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurocom economy, worth 566 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 192,312 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurocom's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Eurocom is ranked 5,258^th in the world and 232^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 165 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.