The Democratic Republic of Ereena is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Attolis Eugenides with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.769 billion Ereenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chulmina. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ereenian economy, worth 916 trillion Eers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,016 Eers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic, and the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Ereenians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ereena's national animal is the Ereenian Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Ereena is ranked 19,274^th in the world and 787^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 93 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.