The United States of Acrabinnia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Steven Hoffmann with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.594 billion Acrabinnians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobea. The average income tax rate is 3.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,438 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 235,595 Acrabinnian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The news is showing footage of Steven Hoffmann bullying an old man to the point of tears, Steven Hoffmann has killer fashion sense, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, and shirts-versus-skins games are now skins-versus-skins games. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Acrabinnia is ranked 282,115^th in the world and 6,188^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.04 pounds of wildlife per square mile.