The Socialist Commonwealth of Alogiada is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dænæil Kæsíìuđæ with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.482 billion Alogiadani love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ækaíìsi. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Alogi economy, worth 192 trillion Zais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 129,586 Zais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, the government loves seeing the little people fight, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alogiada's national animal is the Alogiadan Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Austronesian Christianity.

Alogiada is ranked 13,694^th in the world and 588^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 106 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.