| Population | 3.249 billion |
| Capital | Yggdrassil |
| Leader | Santa Claus |
| Faith | Athyism |
| Currency | Candy Cane Gold Bar |
| Animal | Bat |
The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Petronellania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory vegetarianism, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.249 billion Nellans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Nellan economy, worth 512 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,795 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Petronellania has found 8 easter eggs), trained plumber-burglars will clean out your blocked pipes and your jewellery boxes, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Petronellania's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.
Petronellania is ranked 28,393rd in the world and 1,076th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 82 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Petronellania lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Petronellania, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Petronellania was endorsed by
The Confederacy of Helvestria.
- : Petronellania endorsed
The Republic of Solivian Republic.
- : Petronellania endorsed The Confederacy of Helvestria.
- : Petronellania endorsed
The Empire of Cinnaa.
- : Petronellania endorsed
The Federation of Swindall.
- : Petronellania endorsed
The Republic of Dalis.
- : Petronellania endorsed
The Democratic Republic of Listam.
- : Petronellania endorsed
The Empire of Kueidh.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 485 » 
Corfad, 
Kwaj, 
Shibutani, 
Ijo, 
New Atlantico, 
The Rhein States, 
Loutsland, 
Atrito, 
Great Bights Mum, 
Varisland, 
Bankowiata, 
Koda-Land, 
Chipoli, 
Ethnon, 
PlanetMercury, 
Laurendon, 
TheLandOfFunFunFun, 
Marlducro, 
Catalis, 
Justosia, 
Kandorith, 
Pallaith, 
Crystal Creation, 
Frieszia, 
Darkanistan, 
Esperonia, 
Wilkshire, 
Joevala, 
Omnistria, 
Eraver, 
Mesvice, 
Southern Moosetopia, 
Bjorkikistan, 
Oskland, 
Laxoimia, 
Gorundu, 
Nationeer, 
AmManies, 
Wineclaw, 
Arucaria, 
Walter Jackson, 
R3X, 
The Sinclarian Provinces, 
Rinadia, 
Simone Republic, 
Conservative State of Poland, 
Jeltronian WA Mission, 
Teriol, 
Nouvel Empire, 
Chukstik Illahi, and 435 others.
United States of Medford, Asfaristan, Rionion, Jurador, Neopie, Salish-Cascadia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Inspiratus, Kazorton, New-Ferytland, Misdainana, Ham Federation, Lemonbiscuits, Malta Comino Gozo, The Windmilluminati, Florevana, Siwale, Thought Obliteration, Pinky Queen, North Jus Intius, Republic of the Soulless Hord, Karazan, Mk Steele, Coth Pladyia, The Silver Vale, Gendirt, PotatoFarmers, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, New Selkirk, Kingdom of Time, Straknov, Seenvorland, Jinwoy, Dicko, Arch Dornan, Wolffoxia, Bedsonya, Dreadton, New Fredoenia, Hai Han, Technocratic-european Countries, Kranostav, The Unicrons, Alsion, Vexilia, The Confederate States of America, Jomamah, Atras Raland, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Furballland, Singamadri, Transitional Global Authority, Horrorlandian State, Argylia, Warnen, Tvers, Laforeia, Yukti, Soviet Terran, Regallio, Roman Empire August, Delitai, Old Emporia, Alire, U S Eh, Opis, Troll Punishers, Unsophisticate, Phoronu, Hindustan Sangh, Periklia, Vilaforta, Aeurithianar, Azzarel, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Amdupe, Andanavia, Frokolia, Solmetria, Necromonia, DarkMondoria, Oceania-America, Xiang Dynasty, Greater Portugaliza, The Arverni Lands, Perikuresu, David Davidson, Aurasreich, Khoik, Andstions, Sanctum Teriaris, Federation of Vanguard, Segesta, Fratanica, Spartoi, New Xyroxes, Hentaigraado, Randoes, Idotistanistan, Prismaria, Eggplant Island, Adziolandia, Parpyduckland, A Salmon Named Harold, KAP03land, Scres Gidgerland, Velon, Liberum Hibernia, Westerhold, Felpolandia, Viceroy Vincent, Xagill, Frances Francis the First of France, Everything Decided at Random, Zecit, Nistriabar, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Yokciq Empire, Vesuva, Radored Welandion, Deliber, Capsington, Valondra, Erwo Stal, Batatoland Empire, TyGerria, Pradovnia, The Redwood Isles, Tanushland, Etanur, Mystiquelle, South Parter, South Baba, Sil Dorsett, Very Pog, Tehmistan, East Wali, Alogiada, Territorio di Nessuno, Lambwe Valley, New Cordyceps, She And, Calahy, Oannia, Tenana, Ivy Rekkia, Rainengrad, Queen Ravenna Fontainon, Cinnibar, Orjald, Michigander, Fran Advar, Bagojo, Vertuza, Glorious Wakanda, Confederacy of North America, Eurochina, Imperium of Leharion, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Libaga, Ritake, Photan, North Bratislava, Ovekisu, Brackerca, Unterlander, Great Ignesia, Crilland, XST, The Zheng Dynasty, Aalander, Great Mataram, Rezonovia, Kret, Bodhisva, Notyoutopia, Nakhodka, AJTON, Dakota Territories, Castle In Confidence, Sellaeta, Allied Stumbler, Caiov, Orogonia, Republiqueducroissant, Negarden, Saint-Dauphin, Alice Gardens, Former English Colony, Caeliloquus, United free lands, New Derse, North Arkana, Galbadiana, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, Qep, Attempted Socialism, Arcriea, Verum Ingenium, Neptunian Military Administration, Leone Frankia, Elomania, Tamarvand, Salzcovia, Ishtimbine, New Terra-Nullius, Gojira, Clocriestes, Gildenshtuck, Maxiverse, Selfgradatude, Stratharran, Texopolian TRADE ROUTE, Casscata, Bochlon, The Gibraltian Islands, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Abskosmos, Racoda, The Union of The People of Britannia, Promissory Blaze, Sindoesia, Imperio de Castilho, Tokenzia, Lionsroar, Democratic Republic of Magley, Kaiser Dominance, Zelenaya Dolina, Love And Hatred, Miletic, Darbland, Chao Phraya River, Eurocom, Bardopia, Dem Republic of Romania, Ereena, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Zera Israel, Sinodi, Kosova, Royerpool, Latin Crimea, Bloxian States, Aerilia, Tsuen Kwai Tsing, -Urzikstan, Kabarovsk, Lucedeia, Kinqueven, Zandos, Luniandez, United Orange Valley States, Rex Republic, Sunnaria, Aguaria Major, Cadonio, Northumberlandia, Dryf Nation, Caecar, New Bismuthium, Oceanica Empire, Asladvia, Hyphen, Farschenburg, Luminerra, Tesco Aisle 17, Boltannia, Votak Matim, Ardok, Armonker, Return To Peace, Sapien-Zustand, Airelle, Ziprotscria, DIMAnism, Wellate, The Republic of Munich, Ateala, Izern, IHateRights, CzechoSaxony, Lezaseia, Illusia and Neverendia, Demesne, PwRepublic, Love Shack, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Catis, Lower Lsana Jes, Ayuzhhhhh, North Batica, Russila, Kitica, Toastsylvania, Yeonguo, Verderiesdre, Kyroth Dreemurr, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, Chechno-Kalimovski, Coreesa, The Holy Crusade, Down Scoblic, Zerentopia, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Eludmonden, Kobalera, Myth Of Saints, Velardland, Leidmark, Valiacorkit, Lugarvatn, Astario, Blyskalia, Kainin, Big Fellas, Bormar, Ropska, Barxa, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Auztraloupe, Mount Marvin, Eldemo, The New Koreanic Republic, Sabaleta, Pribaltic Union, United States of Americanas, Covarria, Anampintopia, The Strawhat pirates, Assault Rifle, New Clavidor, Corporate Fat Cats, United Oria, Krykalin, Socialist Lop, Altivia, United Kahndaq, Yarabaha, Texaska, Gridlands WA puppet state, Flaeze, Tringapore, Republic Phoenix, Northern Tatria, The Republic of Sloviskia, Nechavia, Taylor Swift Lands, SOSKASKID, Etherion Circadia, The Jerichowan Country, Aarde, Aoncarpa, Democatic Donkeys, Polgaria, ZleekyGgh, Crownz Capital, Eralan, Small Venezia, Amizadonia, Boylover, The Kingtonn Republic, La Baja California, Mandenosia, The Tender Defenders, Yeettown usa, Vancricia, The Three Moutains, Varithnia, Francois Isidore, Ubeland, The Tony Paporordia, The New Oceanic States, Antegolia, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Ayadistan, Greater Cesnica, Aneth, Dillimore, Northern Free States of America, Hellas and Cyprus, Flegetonte, New Lakemba, Northern Zorbrasnka, Byrstant, Norvoz, Singaporen Empire, Tennessee Empire, Ecrax, Kazanqa, The Anime society, Californian Redwood, Davidianian, Pesoye, Zyropia, Eylstadt Izetta, Nordwald, 0cala, New NVegas, United States of Rhodes, IC-Water, Imperium Imperiorum, Tellaveria, Ignas, Luconovos, Dotopolis, TarTarica, United Bosniaks, The Great States of Mexico, McDonaldsland, Star Winter, Final Ground, Picairn, Noricky, Kenonite, Sarmatia-Germania, Eleutheria Chora, Queroquestan, Arlavan, Neriorki, Workers Republic of Korea, Tragesch Firwat, GreaterPolsnan, Kahlua, Arzistan, Hinomia, Ilha Brava, Bormiar, AnnaK, and Helvestria.
