The Shadowy Empress of Farengeto is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Empress Farengeto with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, rampant corporate plagiarism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, humorless population of 23.614 billion Farengeto are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farengeto City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Farengeto economy, worth a remarkable 4,101 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 173,689 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farengeto's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Farengeto is ranked 1,636^th in the world and 37^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 152.37 law-abiding acts per hour.