The Swiftly Tilting Land of Tsunamy is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by L Woods with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.36 billion Tsunami hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vertigo City. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tsunami economy, worth a remarkable 3,564 trillion verts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,808 verts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsunamy's national animal is the glittered hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tsunamy is ranked 15,778^th in the world and 345^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.43 law-abiding acts per hour.